She's making a list and checking it twice

YES it's that time again, Christmas shopping, Holidays stress and my two week vacation (4 days and counting). I've gotten through most of my shopping and a lot of it was done through sites having sales which was awesome. This evening as I went through my emails I couldn't help but laugh at some of these deals and to think who do I dislike enough to buy..... So here are some of the deals I would get for people I didn't like.

#5.Half off a Scandinavian Cozy! Can someone explain to me why my beer needs such a fancy cover?

#4.Custom made bobble head. UHM they are just scary to begin with but imagine if you got one of someone you hated.

#3. 2 poetry slam tickets.... Y'all already know how I feel about Poetry.

#2.50% off Mc.Donald's. This is just ridiculous! I know times are hard but if I'm going to spend $13 it's not going to be on Big Macs.

and the number one gift I would give someone I disliked (DRUM ROLL)
#1. 2 pairs of Pajama jeans for $19! YES kbg deals almost got blocked in my emails for this deal.

For the life of me I can't understand these. I just don't.